Hi, My Name Is Josh
And This... Is A Fish.
And In Just A Few Minutes I’m Going To Show You How This Fish Will Help You Get Laid...
And He’ll Do It Without Teaching You Cheesy Pick Up Lines That Don’t Work...
Without Letting You Spend A DIME On Dinners Or Drinks...
And Without ANYONE Ever Noticing That You’re Using His Technique On Them...
But First, I Gotta WARN You...
I’ve Taught The Technique That
You’re About To Learn To
Over 110,000 Guys Just Like You...
Who Live In Over 30 Countries Around The World...
And It’s Going To Make Hot
Women Stare At You And Uncontrollably Chase You...
But, To Be Fair To The Other 100,000 + Guys Who’ve Shoved Money In
My Pockets To Teach Them This Technique Already...
I’m Only Going To Be Able To Leave This Video Up For You For 24 Hours...
So This Is LITERALLY The ONLY
Chance You’ll Get To See This Video All The Way Through...
And If You Actually Think You
Have Something BETTER To Do
Than Learn This Technique, Then
You’re Either Gay (Not That There’s Anything Wrong With That If You Are)...
Or So Old That You Piss Dust.
If You Consider Yourself An Above-Average, Or Even A Typical Guy, Stick Around... This Is Totally For You.
And, IF You Watch Until The End
Of The Webinar, I’m Going To Give
You THE System That Is LITERALLY Step-By-Step...
And Is PROVEN To Create Sexual Intrigue That Is So Compelling and So POWERFUL...
That Almost Any Girl You Use It On Will Find Their Panties Around Their Knees, Soaked To The Max, Before She Can Even Say, “My Name Is...”
Listen: I’ve Pulled This Off So Many Times I’ve Lost Count...
If Even Works If She’s Thinks
You’re Unattractive...
In Fact, IF You Follow My Step-By-Step Method To The LETTER, It’s Literally Out Of Her Control...
She HAS To Respond.
Wouldn’t That Be A SECRET You’d Love To Know?
It’s A FACT:
ALL Women Go Through The SAME Exact Process Every Time They Decide To Sleep With A Guy. And...
Trust Me...
You’ve NEVER Seen Anything Like This Before So Make Sure You Watch This Video To The Very End.
FIRST, I’m Going To Tell You A
Sex Story.
Yeah, I Know... Most Guys Would Tell You About All Of The Different Media Appearances They’ve Done...
All Of The Books They’ve Authored... Blah, Blah... And Yeah, I Could Bore You With That Crap...
I Have A Credentialed Resumé That Would Make The Biggest Player You Know Run Home To His Momma...
Listen:
If You’re Smart, You Don’t Give A
Damn About That...
And I Bet You Don’t. You Probably Just Want The JUICE... The Secret Sauce... And I’m Going To Get To That In Just A Few Seconds...
Right After My Sex Story. Deal?
Cool.
So How Did This Skinny Little Loser-Looking Dude Go From Zero To
“The Chick Whisperer”?
Did I Get Rich? Did I Memorize Line After Lame-Ass Line? Did I Put On Pheromone Cologne?
Hell No.
The TRUTH Is Pretty Brutal:
I Was An Absolute Leper With Women Until I Discovered This System...
If You Looked Up “Whipped” In The Dictionary It’d Say,
“adj - Situation Whereupon A Male Is Undeniably At The Mercy Of His High-maintenance Girlfriend & Answers To Her Every Beck And Call, Usually Followed By The Re-prioritizing Of Girlfriend Over Friends, Family, School, Food, Water, And Air. (see. Josh Pellicer)”
In Fact, If I Hadn’t Hit Complete Rock Bottom, I’d Probably STILL Be Terrible To This Day...
Several Years Ago I Was Living With My Complete Ice-Queen Of An Ex Girlfriend In North Carolina...
She Was Hot, Young,
And She KNEW It...
You Know - A Total Barbie Who Always Gets What She Wants...
And I Thought She Was
AMAZING In Bed...
Now That I’ve Been With A Few Hundred More Women, I Wouldn’t Even Rate Her A FIVE...
LISTEN: Back Then, The OLD JOSH Did ANYTHING She Wanted...
She Wanted To Move To North Carolina -
I Said, “OK Let’s Go!”
She Wanted To
‘Keep In Touch’ With Her Ex Boyfriend -
I Told Her, “It’s OK. I Understand.”
She Wanted Me To Pay For The Apartment -
I Didn’t Want To Look Like A Deadbeat So I Said, “I’ll Work Two Jobs, No Problem.”
I JUST Wanted To Make HER Happy.
One Brutally Hot Day I Come
Home From A 14 Hour Shift At The Coffee Shop I Worked At To Find Her Freaking Out...
She Told Me That Her Dad Was Making A Surprise Visit And That She Never Told Him That She Was
Dating Anyone...
And DEFINITELY Not That She Was LIVING With Someone...
And The Worst Part?
He Was Showing Up THAT NIGHT...
So She Told Me To Get All Of My Stuff And Leave The House For A Couple Of Days So He Wouldn't Find Out That I Lived There With Her.
And, Like The Little Boy That I Was...
I Left...
I Got All Of My Stuff, Packed It All
Into My Little Crappy Black Honda Accord, And Drove Out Not Having Any
Idea Where I’d Go.
I Didn’t Have ANY Friends In Town...
And I Was Way Too Proud To Ask
Some Random Person If I Could
Stay With Them...
So I Drove Around Until I Found A Vacant House That Was For Sale And I Parked Behind It, Hoping No One Would Notice Me Sleeping In My Car...
It Wouldn’t Have Been Too Bad Really... But I Had To Do It For 3 Days
In A Row...
And On The Third Day Something Happened And I Snapped:
I Had To Sleep With The Windows Open Because It Was Wayyyyy Too Hot To Close Them...
But The Mosquitoes Were So Bad
That I Had To Use A Blanket To Keep Them Off Me...
So I Only Slept About 2 Hours
Each Night...
And I Couldn’t Even Lean The Driver’s Seat Back Because All Of My Stuff Was Packed Into The Seat Behind Me...
So I Had To Sleep Sitting Up In The Driver’s Seat, Covered In A Blanket, In Sweltering Heat Behind A Vacant House, Like A Hobo.
And Then... IT Happened...
I Was Half Asleep And I Hear, “FREEZE! Put Your Hands Where I Can See Them!”
I Freak Out.
So, In A Daze I Put My Hands Out The Window And A Swarm Of Police Officers Jog Over To My Car With Their Guns Out And Aim In My Window...
Apparently, The Neighbor Had Seen A Strange Car Parked Behind The Vacant Lot And Called The Police...
I Guess I Would’ve Done
The Same Thing.
After They Calmed Down And Realized I Wasn’t Some National Threat, They Asked Me What I Was Doing There...
And That’s When I Did It...
I Told Them That My Girlfriend’s Dad Was In Town...
And He Didn’t Know We Were Dating...
So I Had To Sleep In My Car For
A Few Days...
That’s When One Cop Turned Off His Flash Light, Looked At The Other Cop In Complete Disbelief, And Turned To Me And Said...
“Seriously?”
I Was Tired And I Didn’t Have The Energy To Explain More.
So I Just Said, “Yeah.”
I Think He Was Still Trying To Be Professional So He Told Me That I Needed To Go Somewhere Else...
Then He Told Me To Try Sleeping In The Walmart Parking Lot...
And As He Was Turning To Walk Back To His Car, I Heard Him Say...
“Poor Bastard.”
The Rest Of The Night I Did Some Serious Thinking...
I Sort Of HAD To Because I Couldn’t
Go To Sleep.
Have You Ever Been So Tired That You Can’t Fall Asleep?? That Was Me...
I Just Sort Of Woke Up And
Realized That I Was A Complete And Utter WUSS.
I Was A Sorry Excuse For A Man!
If My Dad Knew How Much Of A Wuss I’d Become, He’d Be Disappointed...
So That Night I Wrote A Note To Myself On A Piece Of Notebook Paper That Said:
(I Still Carry That Note Around With Me To This Day.)
So I Grabbed The First Thing I Knew To Look At Out Of The Back Seat:
My Psychology Notebook From When I Went To College In Florida.
I Opened Randomly And Started Reading...
I Don’t Know If I Was Delirious From No Sleep For 3 Days...
Or If Something Just Snapped And My IQ Jump 50 Points...
But I Suddenly Noticed A Theory That My Professor Taught Me That Just Went In One Ear And Out The Other.
“Propinquity” -- It’s A $10 Word - Which Is Probably Why I Didn’t Remember It...
So, I Read All My Notes On This “Propinquity” Thing... And I Thought:
“Screw It!
What In The HELL Do I Have To Lose?
I’ll Try It Out Tomorrow.”
So The Next Morning, After Rinsing Off With Paper Towels In The Bathroom At Place Called Panera Bread
(Seriously!)
I Went In To Work And I Started Using It On The Customers...
The First Time I Used It, Nothing...
The Second Time, Nothing Again...
But The Third Time She Smiled...
Asked Me My Name...
And Said She’d Like To Hang Out After I Got Off Work...
I Thought, “HOLY CRAP
IT ACTUALLY WORKED!”
So That Night, I Hung Out With Her For An Hour Or Two...
No... Nothing Happened With Her Because I STILL Didn’t Know What The Hell I Was Doing... Plus I Wasn’t Single Yet...
And Afterward I Went Back, Broke Up With My Girlfriend (My Car Was Already Packed With My Crap, Anyway)...
And I Spent The Whole Night Looking Through My Notes To Find Other Techniques I Could Try Out...
I Did That Every Day For A Week...
Then 2 Weeks...
Then A Month...
Then 6 Months...
A Year Went By And I Had Read
5 Psychology Text Books,
12 “Dating Advice” Books,
2 Etiquette Books...
...
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