{1}{75}movie info: XVID 480x360 25.0fps 105.9 MB|/SubEdit b.4072 (http://subedit.com.pl)/ {711}{747}Something's gone wrong. {767}{798}What's the matter, my dear? {798}{836}It's stopped going up and down. {836}{880}That's alright. It means we've landed. {981}{1011}Dear, dear, dear, dear, dear! {1011}{1054}Yes, that scanner's not working. {1069}{1087}Can you mend it? {1087}{1129}Yes, can repair it, of course {1129}{1170}but it means checking the whole circuit. {1170}{1203}Right, let's get started. {1203}{1241}- Don't you dare touch anything!|- Why not? {1241}{1280}Well, just look at those|dials, my dear boy. {1280}{1303}Sara? {1303}{1324}Look at those dials? {1324}{1353}Now, you know what that means? {1353}{1438}If either of you went outside,|it would be extremely dangerous. {1450}{1513}The whole atmosphere is poisonous! {1840}{1876}What in the name of...? {2031}{2060}Who put that there? {2090}{2314}/When a poor man came in sight,|/gathering winter fu-el! {2323}{2371}Here, I reckon we'd charm|the birds of the trees! {2371}{2422}I'd settle for some|from the coffee bars. {2422}{2465}Here, what about 'While|Shepherds Watch'? {2465}{2494}Do you think they'd appreciate that? {2494}{2546}Hey, no, here's the Sergeant. Come on. {2679}{2747}Hello, Sergeant, what|you doing out here? {2747}{2783}Here, come and have a look at this. {2859}{2892}Well! Where did that come from? {2892}{2916}You tell me. {2916}{3004}Oh, perhaps somebody sent it to|the Inspector as a Christmas box! {3004}{3060}And perhaps you'll both just|stay out here and watch it? {3060}{3107}Why? Do you think it's|gonna to fly away? {3107}{3159}Just you stay there and|keep an eye on it - right? {3300}{3382}And just why, if it isn't safe|for us, is it safe for you? {3382}{3421}Will neither of you understand? {3421}{3473}For heaven's sake, let's go|and fix the scanner! {3473}{3490}No! {3490}{3568}Where you come from, in both|places, the air is pure. {3568}{3648}Outside there is the worst kind|of pollution I've met in years! {3648}{3691}Right then, you shouldn't|go out there either. {3691}{3755}Oh, my dear boy, I'm used to|all sorts of atmospheres. {3755}{3785}It won't affect me. {3785}{3823}I shall have to go out and|do the repairing myself. {3823}{3873}But suppose something happens to you? {3873}{3927}Then, and only then, can you come out. {3927}{3964}But you must be very,|very careful because... {3964}{4037}And just how are we supposed to know|that something has happened to you? {4037}{4087}My dear young man, just|give me a few minutes and {4087}{4134}if all is well, I shall be|back inside again to tell you. {4135}{4171}And if not, we come out and find you? {4171}{4221}- I seem to have been through all this before!|- Now, look here, my boy {4221}{4260}you will do as you're told! {4260}{4297}Now, you just open the doors... {4303}{4368}- and remember to close them after I've gone.|- Yes, sir! {4612}{4654}Good evening. {4667}{4695}Hey, you! {4737}{4758}What's up? {4758}{4777}See that? {4777}{4790}See what? {4790}{4804}That then! {4804}{4817}What when? {4817}{4835}That door! {4835}{4855}That door? {4855}{4876}It opened! {4876}{4895}Did it? {4895}{4924}There's a bloke in there. {4924}{4941}Oh, aye. {4941}{4989}That bloke with a... with...|with long white hair. {4989}{5016}I just saw him! {5016}{5030}Did ya? {5030}{5051}Aye. {5115}{5134}It's locked. {5134}{5174}But, I've just saw him! {5174}{5209}Oh, aye! {5230}{5256}No - police. {5256}{5293}P... O... L... I... C... E. {5293}{5328}/Oh, I see. {5328}{5361}/We've landed on your own planet. {5361}{5385}Oh, nonsense child. {5385}{5412}We're back on Earth. {5412}{5467}/But... that's what's|/written outside the TARDIS? {5467}{5503}/"Po-lice" {5512}{5548}Never mind, never mind! {5548}{5619}I shall have to go outside|and try and distract them. {5620}{5658}Meanwhile, you can stay here for a while {5658}{5698}then come out and do the scanner. {5698}{5755}/Yes, but, you said the air out there|/was so bad that if we came out... {5755}{5821}Never mind what I said, my|dear boy - do as you're told. {5821}{5900}Now open the doors and remember to open|them and shut them after I've gone! {5921}{5964}Yes, sir! {6225}{6282}It wouldn't be Father|Christmas, would it? {6282}{6327}All right, lad, it's a fair cop. {6450}{6480}Alright, what can I do for you? {6480}{6519}I've got a complaint. {6522}{6560}Well, the doctor's|just round the corner. {6560}{6581}No, no, no, no! {6581}{6644}I... I mean, I want to make a complaint. {6644}{6664}Oh, I see. {6664}{6702}Well, let's have your name then. {6709}{6772}They keep moving me 'ouse. {6792}{6819}Moving your what? {6819}{6843}House! {6858}{6891}"They" keep moving your house? {6891}{6944}Yeah, me greenhouse. {6961}{7015}It's the revels. {7015}{7050}The revels? {7064}{7105}Anyone in C.I.D.? {7105}{7141}Aye, it's straight through. {7148}{7179}Good. Come on. {7201}{7241}Haven't I seen your face|before somewhere? {7241}{7268}Where? {7278}{7314}Yes, of course, I remember now, yes, {7314}{7347}the market place at Jaffa. {7430}{7481}Jaffa? The young chap said|I should come to see you it. {7481}{7527}- Do what?|- About me greenhouse. {7527}{7591}It's the revels! {8227}{8263}I've heard of a housing shortage {8263}{8295}but I never knew it was so bad you'd {8295}{8331}have to spend Christmas in a Police Box. {8331}{8367}Oh, Christmas! Oh, is it? {8367}{8405}Of course, yes, yes, yes, yes! {8405}{8457}That accounts for the holly in the hall. {8463}{8490}You mean you didn't know? {8490}{8533}Well, of course I didn't know!|I travel about too much. {8533}{8560}And why is that? {8560}{8600}Well, a quest of knowledge, dear boy. {8600}{8641}I mean, you have a|saying in this country {8641}{8713}have you not, er...|"travel broadens the mind"? {8713}{8764}- You mean you're not English?|- No, good gracious no! {8764}{8800}- Scottish?|- No. {8800}{8831}Are you Welsh? {8831}{8903}Oh, you'll have to think in|a far bigger way than that! {8903}{8985}Your ideas are too narrow,|too small, too crippled! {8985}{9017}All right, all right. {9017}{9049}What are you then? {9049}{9139}Well, I suppose you might say that|I am a citizen of the universe... {9142}{9180}and a gentleman, to boot! {9180}{9216}He's having us on a bit, in't he, sir? {9216}{9249}Now, look lad... {10147}{10231}And now they've been and|gone and moved it again. {10231}{10269}Oh, where to this time? {10269}{10361}I don't know. That's|why I came to see you. {10361}{10416}- The young chap I said...|- You're sure it's not out there along beside the...? {10416}{10463}Oh, here, just a minute. {10584}{10649}Er, e... excuse me? {10649}{10715}Ah, you must be the new bloke from|'G' Division, come to help us out? {10715}{10737}I... I beg your pardon? {10737}{10789}I say you must be the new|bloke from 'G' Division? {10799}{10863}Must I? Oh! Oh, yes. {10863}{10917}Yes, that's right. Erm, yeah, I've, er {10917}{10955}I've come about the old man. {10955}{10989}Old man? What old man? {10989}{11025}Well, he was brought|in here a minute ago. {11025}{11053}Oh, he's with C.I.D. {11053}{11080}You'd better wait till|they're finished with him. {11080}{11109}Ah, yeah, but I've got to get to him. {11109}{11135}Well, you'll have to wait, lad. {11135}{11162}He'll be out here again soon. {11162}{11199}Now wait over there. {11248}{11291}Now, what about my greenhouse? {11291}{11303}Oh, yes. {11303}{11334}Now where was this you said? {11334}{11438}Well, for a start, it's|not in me garden... {11447}{11483}I don't think you really understand. {11483}{11561}That object in the yard out|there isn't really a police box. {11561}{11603}No, no, of course it's not. {11603}{11643}It's the New Brighton ferry. {11643}{11769}It is a machine for investigating Time|And Relative Dimensions In Space. {11886}{11924}He's a nutter. {11924}{11981}He's straight from a|funny-farm, if you ask me. {11981}{12040}Do I take it that you|gentlemen are imputing {12040}{12100}that I am mentally deranged? {12216}{12287}I told you - he's a nutter. {12287}{12329}Is he the only bloke in the box? {12329}{12361}Well, how should I know? {12361}{12381}Well didn't you check? {12381}{12430}There might be a whole army|of the... them in there {12430}{12513}living like gypsies in one of Her|Majesty's police telephone boxes! {12513}{12617}And just how many people would|you expect to come out of one box? {12795}{12843}Where have they got to? {12875}{12893}Hello, Hello. {12893}{12953}What are you doing hanging|around here on Christmas Day? {12957}{12977}Nothing. {12977}{13038}Surprised to see a police|box here, I suppose? {13038}{13088}Oh, you think it's yours? {13088}{13158}Well, not mine exactly, but|let's say it belongs to us, eh? {13158}{13226}Er, so why don't you leave it where|it is and just move along, eh? {13226}{13263}I've got to fix it. {13265}{13289}Fix what? {13289}{13325}The scanner eye. {13325}{13348}The scanner eye? {13348}{13372}Yes. {13372}{13396}Oh, you do? {13396}{13414}Yes. {13414}{13477}Oh, well, we usually get the jokers|around here at Christmas time {13477}{13504}but we have to be lenient. {13504}{13556}So, er, just move along, eh? {13556}{13582}I can't. {13582}{13656}Oh yes, you can, young lady.|That's enough of joking. {13656}{13698}I'm sure you're going to|enjoy yourself at that party {13698}{13752}you're going to so why|not go down there now? {13752}{13788}I'm not going to a party. {13788}{13858}Well, wherever you are going|dressed up in them fancy clothes {13858}{13909}you leave now and there|won't be no trouble. {13909}{13959}I've got to stay here. {13960}{14027}Now you take my advice,|young lady, and leave now. {14027}{14095}Otherwise, I might have to run y...
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